Things my kid says

Miles: Let’s play football
Nate: OK, go find the ball.
Miles: I’m Johnny Knox. Come get me, Forte!
Nate: Ok, Johnny Knox. I’m going to tackle you.
(Nate tackles Miles to the ground and kisses his cheeks)
Miles: Stop kissing me Forte!
(Repeat running and tackling maneuvers, only Miles kisses Nate)
Nate: Johnny Knox! There’s no kissing in football!
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Kelly: Miles, let’s go pick out snacks for your class. Tomorrow’s your birthday!
Miles: Yeah! I will have a party for me.
Kelly: A party for your birthday?!
Miles: Uh huh, all my friends will sing to me. I like it! They will sing “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Miles…(Pause and Smile!) Happy birthday to you!” And then we will have snacks at my party because I will be 3!
Kelly: Wow. You sound excited!
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Nate: Miles, did you play with your friends today.
Miles: Yup. I played with Kenric.
Nate: What did you and Kenric do today?
Miles: I tackled him.
Nate: Does Kenric like to be tackled?
Miles: Yes, ah, no. No, he doesn’t like it.
Nate: Does Kenric know he’s your friend?
Miles: Yeah.

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