Miles and Nate have practiced a little here and there….
Mount up!
It’s official! Miles is a 2-wheeler…
…even though the turns still need a little practice. If only we had more space!
Congratulations, Miles Buddy! We’re super proud of you!
Nate: Miles, you're weak if you don't finish your beans
Miles: I'm not weak, I'm a girlie man
Nate: Yes, yes.... you...are.. buddy
Miles: I mean, NO!! I'm a ladies man!
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Nate: Miles, I'm making you a fantasy football team, what do you want to name it?
Miles: Bulls
Nate: The Bulls play basketball. This is a football team
Miles: So! Bulls, Dad. I don't care. The Bulls are my team.
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Kelly: Miles, I missed you a lot today. I wish I could take you to work with me. You could help me do my work.
Miles: You mean, look in your spidy-scope and watch the germs?
Kelly: Yup. Would you like to look at germs with me through the microscope?
Miles: Yeah, but I don't have a spidy-scope.
Kelly: That's ok. I can share.
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Miles: Hey dad, it stinks in here! <sniff, sniff> It's you. Dad, you stink. <sniff, sniff>
Nate: What?
Miles: Yeah, you stink like the stinky packers!
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Miles: Dad, let's play some football. You go down there (end of the hallway) and be Hester. I'm going to be the kicker on the Bulls that's a packer even though I don't like the packers.
Kelly and Nate: What??!? (so confused)
Miles: You know, dad. The packer guy that is a kicker for my team, the Bulls.
Kelly and Nate: Oh!
Nate: You're Mason Crosby. The kicker on your fantasy team. OK, lets play.
(after playing a while.....)
Miles: Dad, can we fix my Bulls team? I don't want any stinky packers on the Bulls anymore .I need to find a new kicker.
Nate: OK. We need to see if someone will trade you. Who do you think will want your kicker? Maybe Laura?
Miles: Yeah... Give him to her. Ha Ha Ha! <insert maniacal laugh and sinister palm rubbing here>
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Kelly
