Things my kid says

Setup: Nate and Miles had just polished off a sizeable stack of Oreos after school.

Kelly: Miles, are you still hungry? Are you going to eat dinner?

Miles: No, I already ate some junk food. I will drink this healthy milk though.

____________________________________________________________________________

Setup: We were eating dinner and I asked Miles to eat more of his green beans.

Miles: Beans, Beans,  the magical fruit. The more you toot, the more you poop!

That’s not really how the saying goes… but I may like it better!

____________________________________________________________________________

Setup: Miles was putting his Diego puzzle together on the floor of the living room.  Nate was working on his computer and I was cleaning up the kitchen.  It was a great, quiet family moment until….

Miles: Dadadada-Dada-daaaaa.  Dadadada-Dada-daaaaa.  DA-da-DA! DA-da-DA!

Do you recognize that tune?  Click here.

Yes… only Miles would be the kid that breaks the silence humming ESPN’s Sports Center theme song.  We don’t even have cable! Where does this come from? My only guesses are that the tune is part of the Michael Jordan highlights that Nate and Miles often watch on YouTube or from Space Jam.  Ey – Whatta kid!

____________________________________________________________________________

Setup: Shocker- I know – but the boys are playing baseball in the living room. Here’s a few one liners.

Miles: Nice catch, bro!

~~~~~~

Nate: Watch the ball close.  This pitch is a change-up

Smack!

Miles: Yeah, that was tricky. But I hit it though.

~~~~~~

Posted in: Things my kid says