Kelly
Nate: Miles, you're weak if you don't finish your beans
Miles: I'm not weak, I'm a girlie man
Nate: Yes, yes.... you...are.. buddy
Miles: I mean, NO!! I'm a ladies man!
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Nate: Miles, I'm making you a fantasy football team, what do you want to name it?
Miles: Bulls
Nate: The Bulls play basketball. This is a football team
Miles: So! Bulls, Dad. I don't care. The Bulls are my team.
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Kelly: Miles, I missed you a lot today. I wish I could take you to work with me. You could help me do my work.
Miles: You mean, look in your spidy-scope and watch the germs?
Kelly: Yup. Would you like to look at germs with me through the microscope?
Miles: Yeah, but I don't have a spidy-scope.
Kelly: That's ok. I can share.
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Miles: Hey dad, it stinks in here! <sniff, sniff> It's you. Dad, you stink. <sniff, sniff>
Nate: What?
Miles: Yeah, you stink like the stinky packers!
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Miles: Dad, let's play some football. You go down there (end of the hallway) and be Hester. I'm going to be the kicker on the Bulls that's a packer even though I don't like the packers.
Kelly and Nate: What??!? (so confused)
Miles: You know, dad. The packer guy that is a kicker for my team, the Bulls.
Kelly and Nate: Oh!
Nate: You're Mason Crosby. The kicker on your fantasy team. OK, lets play.
(after playing a while.....)
Miles: Dad, can we fix my Bulls team? I don't want any stinky packers on the Bulls anymore .I need to find a new kicker.
Nate: OK. We need to see if someone will trade you. Who do you think will want your kicker? Maybe Laura?
Miles: Yeah... Give him to her. Ha Ha Ha! <insert maniacal laugh and sinister palm rubbing here>
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3 comments:
Dirty. I think you are schemeing against me to the mind of Miles. Make sure Miles knows that I love him AND the packers. He does need to love those that are different than him, RIGHT?!?!?
Dirty. I love Miles AND the packers. Don't corrupt his mind. No need to shun me in the household during football season. I am a good person and I don't think Miles understands that with all the trash talk going on. Funny comments I must admit.
Don't take it personal, Laura! :) His competitive spirit just doesn't have any room for the packers. He doesn't even realize that you like Green Bay. He thought he could trick you into taking the kicker if he didn't tell you who they played for.
I'll try to break the news to him gently. Maybe he'll be a little nicer about it if he knows you that you like GB.
At my race last weekend, he was booing all of the racers wearing packer jerseys. Nate said the runners didn't notice.
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